Sing to the tune of WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND:

Define lidocaine, Christmas rush, are you list'ning
In the lanes, cops are whist'ling
A horrible sight, another long night
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam.

There's a jam in Ayala
There's a flood in Buendia
A bus cuts me here, a truck hits my rear
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam

It will be this way until Tayuman
We'll see jeepneys stopped when they should go
We'll ask, "Nasiraan?" He'll say, lidocaine how long wear off, "No man."
Naghihintay ako ng pasahero!"

Later on, we'll perspire
As we fix a flat tire. 8 lidocaine spray, We're moving so slow, we can't seem to go.
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam.

 

 

I just heard it over the radio .., lidocaine ointment for pain. Thank goodness I usually fall asleep 5 minutes into every land trip.

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4 Comments »

1. 

   Hahahaha…

   Comment by Em-Em — December 23, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

2. 

   Merry Christmas!
   Thanks for dropping by my very old and almost abondoned blog. =)
   God bless!

   Comment by Tedzki — December 24, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

3. 

   Wagi! Magamit nga next Christmas! Thanks for posting! Makata talaga ang PInoy, lalo na in the midst of a traffic jam!

   Comment by Aileen Cura — December 25, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

4. 

   OMG… is this street for pedestrian or for vehicles?

   Comment by How to make wine — January 25, 2009 @ 9:52 pm

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